Sometimes Victor Trumper was batting so fast he jumped into a simultaneous dimension.
It was embarrassing for him, one minute he is hitting 24 off an over, the next he is fighting off amazingly intelligent triple headed snake with Oscar Wilde wit.
The over rates were always terrible when he was batting, as everyone had to wait for him to come back into our dimension.
While on Trumper, a few days ago, a friend of mine was wondering about what was big deal about Trumper. As per him, his average (39) was considerably lesser than Jaques Kallis making him an inferior batsman (I swear I ain’t making this up to rile you). My response was “Stick to fucking twenty20″. Is there any other way to answer such a crap question?
That is a good answer, a punch to the face works as well.