Having been at 3 matches in the world t20 thingy, I can tell you one thing.
Those fucken dancers are useless.
They don’t even dance in the over breaks.
Are they union dancers?
Reasons they are shit house:
They are dressed like smurfs.
Where is the flesh?
Their dance routines aren’t sexy, or entertaining.
They have two men dancing with one woman in some cases, sure put a token man in there, but two men and one woman, this isn’t Rugby League.
While I am sure these people are quality dancers, they do miss the sex appeal (and thusly point) of Lalit’s dancing girls.
England cricket fans, even those of t20, aren’t really all that impressed by dancing people.
Cheerleaders, even these lame PC versions, are fucken useless.
It is cold in England, how long before one of these dancers does a hamstring, can England afford an injury to one of its key personnel this close to the Ashes.
Lalit might be a sleeze, but i would take a slice of sleeze to over dressed PC dancers.
Union dancers won’t dance in England until they’ve had a cup of tea. They are easing into the tournament…
The Village Cricketer’s last blog post..Much more like it
I demand Morris dancers
The dancers look like they are practicing for a game of kabaddi.