Why Adil is better than Freddie

England has decided on Adil Rashid to replace Freddie Flintoff for the world twenty20 thingy.

I know there are some out there that think this is a bad thing, it really isn’t.

Reasons why Adil rocks and Freddie flounders

Adil is a leggie; Freddie is not.

Adil gives the commentators 9.09% more chance of saying a batsman is wristy when England bat; Freddie doesn’t bat long enough these days for the commentators to say anything.

Adil gives good back rubs, Freddie has rough hands.

Adil’s selection means that we might see a cricketer moonwalk on the field, Freddie can only do the Robot.

Adil is cute and lovable; Freddie is cumbersome and fragile.

Adil deserves a chance to be more than a team mascot; Freddie would look great in a giant bulldog suit.

Adil is fit; Freddie is Freddie.

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0 thoughts on “Why Adil is better than Freddie

  1. Q says:

    How do u know abt Adil’s back rubs and Freddie’s rough hands? wat have u been upto jrod?

    I hope he gets a game!

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