I once stated that Michael Slater might read this site.
Hopefully he does, because the dude needs a slap for his latest media comments.
What is he talking about you may say, what could get Jrod slapping Slater? Ponting’s captaincy, Andrew McDonald’s selection, Mike Hussey’s golden run, or practically any praise for Andrew Hilditch.
No, Slater has weighed in with some WAG words, saying that WAGs shouldn’t be allowed on tour for the first two test matches of the Ashes.
I know.
The man who once had to publicly state he did not father another player’s child is talking about WAGs.
You have got to be shitting me.
If I was Slater I would never mention the phrase ‘player’ or ‘wife’ again.
That is one thing to admire about Slater, the complete lack of thinking before speaking.
What Adam Gilchrist makes of all this is in poor taste.
But they wouldn’t be called poor taste Michael Slater jokes if it wasn’t.
WAGs are one of the most controversial topics in sport, but this could be easily remedied.
All sportsmen should be gelded.
Imagine how good Shoiab would be with out a penis?
It would also help with wind resistance.
Who does he think he is, David Lloyd?