Jonathan puts this in only seconds before the deadline. This is the last of the competition entries.
I was waiting till the last mintue to point out how dreadful cricket is with balls attached. A cricket with balls that big is ruined – how could it ever take off? And cricket with balls took the focus from the greatest sport on earth and put it on the peripherals of sex, self-promotion and ski instructors well before Modi got in on the act.
But then I saw that cwb had upset WG, so it can’t be that bad after all.
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