When it was reported that Shoaib Ahktar had a skin condition on his groin; I thought about writing a whole post about him having some STD.
I was going to write about oozing puss, scabby skin, and really freak you out.
But then I thought, no, that is TOO easy.
Way TOO easy.
Instead I wrote about Shoaib wearing Geoff Lawson’s skin as a coat.
Now the Pakistani’s are dropping Shoaib Ahktar because he has Genital Warts.
I don’t want to alert any Australians, but Shane Watson injured his groin in the series against Pakistan.
Now never having gay sex, I don’t know exactly how the logistics work, but it seems unlikely they would have been “cock to cock”, doesn’t it
However they could have accidently “crossed swords” if they were double-teaming a young lady.
Although I do prefer to think of them as a couple.
You might think that genital warts is the most embarrassing sexual injury that an administracrat can put in a press release it isn’t.
They could have said:
Shoaib is out because they gerbil cannot be removed.
Shoaib is out because his penis is split from obsessive-compulsive masturbation.
Shoaib is out because he has broken a rib trying to pleasure himself orally.
It is a wonderful day to be a blogger.
What a time for the PCB to decide to be honest abt something. Poor Shoaib.
Though I would like to point out that the popular opinion in Pakistan is that Shoaib will not take part in any “ICC” branded competitions for obvious reasons.
But then why excuse that with genital wards?
genital “wards” >>>>>>>>>>> HAHA
I told you it was herpes
That has to be a first.
Pace bowler out with genital warts.
I mean, did garth mckenzie ever break down with genital warts? Or Keith Miller?
No, they would have played through the pain, and embarrassment.
Why can’t you bowl with a few warts on your penis? Shoaib needs to harden up! Well, not too hard.
How can one look at Shoaib in the future with a straight face after this?
It is a tragedy because Shoaib is an interesting character, “warts” and all. But not with these warts!!
Nasty!