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1. It promotes free spirit talent like Dirty Dirk. Cricket needs factory produced “probots” who spout politically correct jargon and smile at the opposition even when they are getting fucked.
2. It promotes Sehwagology. Cricket needs Probotism.
3. It breaks stereotypes and promotes healthy if somewhat profanity laden debates. Cricket expects Aussie to be narrow minded, Brits to be born losers and Indians to be perpetual whiners.
4. It pontificates about the sex life of cricketers. Cricketers are clean souls who are only devoted to their cricketing skills and are celibate for life.
5. It speaks its mind about cricketers and does not give a shit about what others think.
6. It spouts Ashes facts which no one knew earlier. Even Cricinfo did not know about them.
7. It promotes the urge to “LaughOutLoud”, “ROFL” and other such obscene expressions.
8. It loves Imran Nazir. Imran Nazir is ICL – he is evil.
9. It further lowers the reputation of Lizard, Appam and other sundries.
10. It disses Moses Modi and his ilk. Modi is the cricket God – so what if he is selling its dignity through his DLF maximums, Ms.Bollywood and strategy break.
11. It makes cricket writing by arm chair experts like myself nadequate. I hate you Jrod.
