Matt gives us a disgusting taste of his own depravity. Can you out disgust Matt? Send your 200 words or less on how cricket with balls is ruining cricket to cwb@cricketwithballs.com so you can win one of three copies of the year of the balls 2008: a disrespetive.
1: Because, cricket with balls loves cricket deeply, but loves itself more and cricket is not the worse for that
2: Because it has the unusual ability to parodise to excess without rendering its subject matter a joke
3: Because participating actively or voyeuristically in CWB leaves one with a feeling of mildly elated unease at having enjoyed participating in something inherently anathema to good taste
Like -wearing a Chewbacca mask to an orgy and then saying thanks after being the unwitting recipient of a golden shower
Or -appeasing oneself into a bowl of custard then choosing to eat it
Note to self- must get that Chewbacca mask dry cleaned- it’s looking quite dredlocked
Gut wrenchingly disgusting.
P.S.: JRod – Did you get my entry? Please confirm the same as my email ID is not working properly.
DM, got it, and will be up shortly.