Part of the IPL is the Miss Bollywood competition.
Each game a pretty young thing goes into the running and during the final the winner will be selected.
According to Imran, only whites or browns get a show in, no black women are being picked, although to be fair, blacks are a minority there I suppose.
Until now it has not been announced how the winner will be chosen.
But Cricket With Balls has been advised.
During the strategy break of the final, a novelty sized casting couch will be taken out onto the ground and the girls will have to perform for Lalit and SRK.
Now, I know what you are thinking, how is a gang bang family viewing.
Well I didn’t say gangbang I said perform.
Each girl will have to suck a golf ball through a garden hose, do the star jumps, will have to run slow motion under a sprinkler, put her ankles behind her head, and various tricks with ping pong balls.
Good family entertainment.
Old men deciding a young girls fate in front of a crowd of mostly blue balled men as hot black women look on.
Hopefully with the full commentary team standing around giving us a blow by blow description.
Could not be more FAIR ~
without any sarcasm, as an Indian, I know that middle class Indians are terribly racist when it comes to definitions of beauty.
Maybe it is inherited racism from the British upper classes (we want to be just like them), but the IPL is only reflecting middle class Indian tastes in this matter.
I wonder whose pants out of Lalit or SRK will be first to crack a DLF maximum? And which of the two fine upstanding gents will be first to fill their shorts with a Citi moment of success?
SRK is already keeping busy with Buchanan’s dick. Modi may be wanting his dick to be busy as well. He is awaiting the opportunity.
So the last-match-event you are expecting may not come off with these two actors, while Shastri shall be only too happy to be the stand-in captain.
The balls of Modi and SRK are already in the stands. DLF maximum ! Go fetch ‘em.
I suppose Harsha will be doing the fetching.