Comments on: What generic roles cricketers would play in TV & Films

By: Neerav

Neerav — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:12:06 +0000

Buchanan – greedy corporate types in a Monster movie who wants to earn big bucks taking advantage of everyones misfortune. Ultimately he gets his comeuppence through a funny grisy death halfway through the movie.

Strauss – Young British Army lieutanant bravely battling the savages all for the greater glory of the queen and the empire.

By: Kiwis in the first half of the IPL | Crucket

Kiwis in the first half of the IPL | Crucket — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:18:19 +0000

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By: Dhananjay Mhatre

Dhananjay Mhatre — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:56:28 +0000

Ashish Nehra – The awkward virgin guy who did it with the pie in American Pie.

By: Dibyo

Dibyo — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:11:51 +0000

Dravid: Forrest Gump

Michael Clarke and Brett Lee: heroes throughout their lives – get the babes, grades, cars, money – in the end turn out to be homosexuals, and then kill each other during make-up sex, after a fight which involved one of them sleeping with Kallis.

By: steve

steve — Wed, 06 May 2009 01:54:28 +0000

KP is in reality a secret agent for SA, willing to play Judas to the whole nation for the sake of destroying the reputations of English cricket captains for generations to come.

Michael Clarke is the clean-cut boy next door with a secret blow-up doll fetish

By: Leg Break

Leg Break — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:28:50 +0000

Vettori is the really smart detective who gets on the case early. But as the film progresses every lead he follows turns out to be a dud. Kind of like Inspector Clusseau, although not as funny.

Shane Watson is the male model who gets raped.

And Bracken is the transvestite off Silence of the Lambs

By: Ceci

Ceci — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:11:05 +0000

Dan the Man Vettori is the mild mannered and bespectacled Clark Kent character who in a flash turns into a superhero with absolutely startling powers of…

By: V

Tue, 05 May 2009 12:16:39 +0000

Isa Guha – nerd turned assassin , a hot one that is.

By: Q

Tue, 05 May 2009 10:47:40 +0000

Doug Bollinger – Chucky the Doll…

By: Dhananjay Mhatre

Dhananjay Mhatre — Tue, 05 May 2009 09:51:46 +0000

@Sid – Please do not insult dyslexic kids:)