Ross Taylor and Jesse Ryder are the stoner comedy duo, Ross the more serious one who loves the weed, and Jesse the simple understated genius who can’t get enough.
JP Duminy is the gangsta with heart in the bad boy gang.
MS Gony is the man you trust in a Zombie film, strong shoulders, but a touch of sadness in his eyes.
Bryce McGain is the caring best friend who the leading lady ignores.
Jacob Oram and Chris Martin, Jacob is the good looking man you trust in the rom/com, Chris is the more dubious one, Jacob fucks you over, Chris comes through in the end.
Monty is the comic relief friend, who just isn’t very funny.
Simon Jones the guy in the diet coke ad doing construction.
Dirk Nannes an Aryan prisoner who you don’t want to mess with in the yard.
Albie Morkel would be a doctor in a surreal medical show.
Ishant Sharma would be the nerdy guy in the teen flick that thinks he is cool.
Shoaib Malik would be the chess club leader in a gritty indie teen film before losing the job to a rebel with a higher IQ and more street cred.
Shoaib Ahktar would be the cool clubber, at the start of the film, but by the end has shown himself to be a bit of a loser.
The Bangladesh team could star in a coming of age drama were they all grow up together and most end up as losers, but one is a writer (Mehrab Hossain Jnr).
Mike Hussey starts as an oppressed office worker who is tightly wound, eventually he cracks and starts killing people.
Andre Nel is a South African Patrick Batemen/Dexter, a serial killer with a sense of humour.
VVS is disappointed dad whose daughter gets pregnant at 15.
Neil McKenzie is the quirky teacher who tries to bring the kids together, but has problems of his own.
Brendon McCullum is the leader of a rival gang, who is perhaps a little to camp to be a real gang leader.
Jacques Kallis is the dad in a sit com with an implausibly hot wife.
KP The evil traitor spy who goes around the first half of the movie scaring the shit out of people and killing a few minors.
But by the end of the film his part turns out to be a red herring, and doesn’t even feature in the climax.
Brett Lee is the annoying good looking guy who’s had everything go his way in life who is eventually exposed as a fraud at the end of the movie when his wife leaves him, he loses his job and his life generally goes to shit leaving the audience feeling all warm and fuzzy.
Awesome!!
as Bryce McGain is a dead ringer for Geoffrey Rush, I’m suggesting he’s the kid who shits in the bath and then becomes a concert pianist.
Sehwag – A pot bellied “average” guy who everyone ignores but turns out to be a superhero in the end.
Sangakarra – The cool cowboy who dishes it out with words before killing bad guys with one smooth shot.
Flintoff- The porn star with a midlife crisis. Just cannot go on for any long.
Vaughan – Single father of two, Managing home, job, teen life crisis and dating single women at nights.
Zaheer – Italian mafia man’s cold blooded killer.. always stands to his left two rows behind and third from the corner.
Malinga – Mad Muppet.
Jayasurya – simple “ageing” man in the neighbourhood, Judo master to the kids at school. Gets lucky with his best students mom ! *HAPPY ENDING*
Collingwood – Sad guy in life, never promoted or appreciated at work. Wife runs away with a South African ! (nothing better)
Afridi – Act in a biopic of himself as the BEST cricketer in the WORLD.
Sreesanth – dyslexic sad child !
Gayle – Cool Jamaican Rapper dude.. Lots of comedy and a murder.
Ponting – Rocky Balboa .. the hairy tale!
hahahahahaha – do you think of such things at work, or don’t you work at all?
@ Sid
the afridi one is priceless :D
If it were legal, the Hussey show would be on reality TV next year
@Sid – Please do not insult dyslexic kids:)
Doug Bollinger – Chucky the Doll…
Isa Guha – nerd turned assassin , a hot one that is.
Dan the Man Vettori is the mild mannered and bespectacled Clark Kent character who in a flash turns into a superhero with absolutely startling powers of…
Vettori is the really smart detective who gets on the case early. But as the film progresses every lead he follows turns out to be a dud. Kind of like Inspector Clusseau, although not as funny.
Shane Watson is the male model who gets raped.
And Bracken is the transvestite off Silence of the Lambs
KP is in reality a secret agent for SA, willing to play Judas to the whole nation for the sake of destroying the reputations of English cricket captains for generations to come.
Michael Clarke is the clean-cut boy next door with a secret blow-up doll fetish
Dravid: Forrest Gump
Michael Clarke and Brett Lee: heroes throughout their lives – get the babes, grades, cars, money – in the end turn out to be homosexuals, and then kill each other during make-up sex, after a fight which involved one of them sleeping with Kallis.
Ashish Nehra – The awkward virgin guy who did it with the pie in American Pie.
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Buchanan – greedy corporate types in a Monster movie who wants to earn big bucks taking advantage of everyones misfortune. Ultimately he gets his comeuppence through a funny grisy death halfway through the movie.
Strauss – Young British Army lieutanant bravely battling the savages all for the greater glory of the queen and the empire.