Australia has done it again, Kamran Khan called for chucking

Australia just couldn’t help themselves.

Knowing that one day they might have to face Kamran Khan, they have paid off various IPL cricket officials to report him.

Names of those taking kickbacks from Cricket Australia include: Rudi Koertzen (SA), Gary Baxter (NZ), and Amish Saheba (IND).

James Sutherland has said,

“Well he looked fast, and hard to handle, Shane informed us that one day, if he was ever selected, he may get wickets against Australia, so we did what we had to do”.

Sutherland’s honesty, shocking in itself, didn’t stop there.

“Obviously if he wasn’t from the subbie, we wouldn’t have rigged the system, but knowing that he was Indian made the decision easier.  Kamran’s action is dirty, brown, and crooked. Take Aaron Bird, he has a pure, clean and straight action, more Indian cricketers should copy him.”

Lalit Modi has also had to fend off rumours that Kamran was called just because the IPL were afraid that he would hurt himself with the fuck awful delivery stride of his.

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0 thoughts on “Australia has done it again, Kamran Khan called for chucking

  1. Chris says:

    Not surprised at all by this. A friend of a friend of a fried was at the game and apparently Matthew Hayden was seen talking to someone else. Not sure what was said, but I think it was obvious he said Khan chucks.

  2. Oh my, The Aussies haved bagged one more. What say, raj?

  3. Prafs says:

    hmm, raj seems to have gotten under your skin, jrod.
    anyways, Kamran did look dodgy
    Might be difficult for him if the biomechanic tests prove that he is chucking
    But. the lad’s young enough to make any alterations in his actions if required.
    Hope, his story doesnt end with being called a chucker

  4. Amy says:

    I heard the Aussies stopped play against Pakistan to watch Kamran on TV, and Watson promptly sent Sutherland a text saying Kamran Khan was a chucker.

    But there was also the Haydos to Ponting to Clarke to CA grapevine.

  5. Rayden says:

    Well I didn’t want to believe it at first that Kamran was chucking since I really wanted him to succeed in international cricket especially because of his background. Its too bad really but watching him closely in the last match, he does seem to chuck. I hope he takes this properly and just improves his action.

  6. [...] J Rod (jokingly, I think) suspects an Australian conspiracy. I asked the question about Khan’s action in an earlier [...]

  7. Jamie64 says:

    You are such a shit stirrer jrod.

    But seriously, he’s only young. Straighten him out and he’ll be fine.

  8. poopsie says:

    Teach the young fella off spin and all will be OK

  9. Jonathan says:

    Prafs, don’t give Raj too much credit. Younis Khan had this one going before Raj said a word.

  10. adverbin says:

    Oddly, while we indians pushed Kamran from railway platform to railway platform, an Aussie, Berry, was instrumental in signing him up for the Royals, while another Aussie, Warne, kept talking him up before the IPL commenced.
    So I was quite convinced that Kamran is not a chucker. Now it appears that that even an Aussie needs to wear Aussie colours to spot chucking.

  11. Prafs says:

    point taken jonathan, but at least younis didn’t go shittin comments all over jrod’s blog

  12. mr panic says:

    here’s a story i like to tell when flame wars develop (not my own):

    two philosophers are walking down the street, when suddenly they see two people yelling at each from appartment blocks across the street

    without stopping to hear what they were talking about, the first philosopher says: ‘those two people will never agree’

    ‘how do you figure’

    ‘they are arguing on different premises’

  13. raj says:

    But the greatest Australian Cricket personality, Shane Warne, is on Kamraan Khan’s corner. No harm will come to Kamraan. And as far as IPL goes, he plays for Lalit Modi’s side. He has all GODS on his side. Jealous aussie bloggers and Shane Watson can only wish…

  14. Dr. Chinki says:

    Bullshit..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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