The correct answer to that is much less than Rahul Dravid makes.
That is not the answer Shah Ruh Khan wants to hear though.
He is reportedly trying to sell off his share in his blingy failure.
Ditch and run, son.
Can’t blame him, while the business side of Kolkata Knight Riders seems to be working ok (although their merchandise section on the blog is not working, I want a KKR head band god damnit), his nack for running a sporting team seems to be on par with George W Bush.
Kolkata have more coaches than players, they have a head coach, and a header coach.
They spent 600 grand on a bloke they don’t play.
Murali Kartik couldn’t get a game until they were finished.
Dropping Sourav as captain made sense on last years form, but it seems to have sapped the life out of the franchise.
And Prince Brendon doesn’t have the ego to take over a team with the Giant Alien Lizard in it.
Throw in the fact that SRK was starting to resemble a dildo, and you can’t blame him for leaving.
I am prepared to make an offer for the franchise, SRK, I will give you one used spoon for the team.
It may be your best offer.
I’ll throw in an old, mangy towel in as well.
can the silver spooners get used to a wooden one?!
I’ll give him two just to out-bid you Jrod ;-)
And toss in some rechargeable batteries so the dildo keeps going and going
Omair, I hope you got that mangy towel from Michael Slater
SRK sucks. Fuckin loser.
btw, KKR have a WICKETING KEEPING COACH as well. I had to read that 10 times, confirm from several people before I actually believed it. They have more than double the coach / support staff than players on the field and this is Buchanan’s fault. He has his sons doing all kinds of jobs and has milked the franchise for every penny.
SRK is a fucker who knows nothing about sporting spirit. He wanted to be bigger than the game and I will be the happiest person the day he exits the sport. Please someone buy KKR and kick SRK out of cricket.
Oh and I am ready to offer a used spoon, fork, my old playing cards that have about 15 or 16 missing in the pack and a large Kolkata special candy for KKR. I believe I am the highest bidder so far.
I’m willing to offer a full set of cutlery, a packet of ready salted crisps and a strawberry milkshake.
If pushed, I may upgrade to salt and vinegar crisps.
I thought he should giving some money to whosoever is ready to buy it form him to clear all the pigshit that’s been accumalating over last 2 years.
He might as well give the buyer couple of huge showels to cleanup the mess.
I reckon SRK should hand over KKR to Fake IPL Blogger for 1 peppercorn
the reality is he will sell it and sell it for a profit.
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