Douglas Jardine hated Australians more than anyone, even more than Germaine Greer does.
Years after he retired he would have kangaroos shipped to his house and then torture them.
His favourite method of torture was dipping the Male Kangaroo’s testicles into a vat of acid and then laughing into his Brandy as they helplessly flailed around.
Douglas never stopped his torture of Kangaroos, even after he fell in love with a female Kangaroo (named Jill), whom he eventually married.
I can just picture him sitting on his verandah, sipping brandy with a scarfe around his neck and cross legged laughing histerically.
Germaine Greer loves Australia and our sexist rubbish.
If only he were alive to dip Shane Watson’s nuts into acid