Classically attractive, but unsexy.
Porn star: Yuvraj Singh
Showed all the captaincy instincts of a squirrel last series. But the fans and cameras love him. Will look cool a lot, but maybe not much more.
Pole Dancer: Shaun Marsh
Was the best batsmen of the first tournament, will be in Pakistan for a time, but once he is back he gives the Kings a spine.
Boy Next Door: Piyush Chawla
Another legspinner, but more of an absurdist straight breaker. Very hard to get away and should be a major strike weapon for the Punjabi kings.
Model: Brett Lee
Chance he wont play, but really wasn’t that much of a figure last season anyway. If he plays the South African pitches will help him. Will be desperate to impress.
Home Made/Amateur: Burt Cockley
Fast bowling NSWales nobody with a great name.
The porn star is hanging out with the owner….
What? No Cricinfo Fantasy league?
there is a reason to get behind this team and it has preity much nothing to do with the cricketers!!
CT – I think you mean the porn star is hanging out of the owner
James Hopes is frighteningly unattractive. Possibly the foulest looking player in the competition. What was Preity thinking?
Actually…the model and the owner have a thing going.