Sex Bomb
Porn Star: Virender Sehwag
Twenty20 cricket was invented for him, not that he would notice, he bats the same way in all forms of cricket.
Pole Dancer: Gautam Gambhir
Hard to ever notice him in the colossal shadow of Sehwag but is now one of the best batsmen in the world. Scores a lot, and quickly.
Boy Next Door: Amit Mishra
Destroyed Australia with his legspin, and should be Delhi’s front line spinner. Is a genuine wicket taking package.
Model: David Warner
Bought before he took Steyn down, probably as a back up batsmen. Hard to see him playing too much in this side, but probably better to have him in the sheds than bowling to him on a bad day.
Home made/Amateur: Dirk Nannes
A dirty, brutal, 2020 force of nature. The best domestic 2020 bowler in the world finally in the biggest tournament in the world.
Dirk Nannes is a fucking Dutch bugger….Europeans are invading Australia…perhaps the Poms are sending them in as revenge…:S
dirk nannes is a super pick. i reckon they will bench pigeon and play dirty.
AB is the one worth watching in this team. He’s very cute, almost as cute as Morne Morkel. Nannes is a very good buy for this franchise. He’s a mean type who might surprise, especially if the conditions favour.