I tried to read the art of war once, I wanted to know why so many wankers thought it was a bible.
I got about 12 pages in.
Since then I just assumed anyone who took it too seriously was a massive tool.
Queue the quote.
John Buchanan
See what this book does to you.
I have heard people compare it to politics, wall street, social activism, and the film industry before.
It’s like a self help book for pushy cunts and self righteous asswipes who want their chosen field to be the one some Chinese dude was thinking about.
That it’s John’s favourite book does not surprise me, it was always going to be this or Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance.
The truth of the matter is that there has only been one piece of art the was made to describe twenty20, and that is the film American Astronaut.
If that doesn’t explain 2020 cricket, I don’t know what does.
What a cool tune. Much better than Under the Southern Cross as a team song to be sung after a few beers and a couple of doobies.
Too many lyrics for the average cricketer to remember.
Cricketer or footballer? I think there’s a slight difference in intelligence, but then again, when you’re pissed everyone’s pretty much the same.