Michael Vaughan is going to come back.
There is no stopping the Vaughanernaut now.
The Guardian has been on the case all week.
He made runs in some exotic land for Yorkshire and that is more than enough.
He is back, and as everyone knows Australia cannot handle the raw brainpower of Vaughan, remember when he won that series.
And the other one when he made all those runs.
Sure it was 7 knee operations and a semi retirement ago, but with Vaughan at number 3 that magically papers over any cracks that the English team might have had.
Not saying they had any, but if they did he would fix them.
He is just that good, he won the 2005 ashes on his own, it was an amazing achievement, especially as no test team had won a test before with one man in it, but Vaughan is just that good.
There is a rumour that KP and Freddie will be rested for the Ashes if Vaughan is fit.
No point risking their fitness when Vaughan is around to win the game.
Andrew Strauss might as well be shot; he is just that superfluous now.
England don’t even need a coach, Vaughan is back, save your money ECB, in fact the ECB is no longer necessary, Vaughan is here to plug all gaps and make everything better.
The Australian camp is already running scared, they thought he was gone, their arch nemesis, their Gargamel, but alas he is back to win the series, take their women, and scar their children.
He is more than a cricketer, he is a force of nature, and even though he averaged 24 in his last year in test cricket, there has never been a figure that can scare Australia like this man can.
I don’t see how England can lose with Vaughan around, can you?
Ricky Ponting is probably spitting harder into his hands right now than he has ever done.
Mate, I know Vaughn went to the posh comp in Sheffield but there’s still no need to take the piss.
Ponting is spitting in his hands and will start losing his regrown hair again.
Tough times for Australia.
and ROY is counting stars … he wishes to be playing as soon as he’s done counting.
On a serious note, can you pls explain to me what’s so special about Michael V? Alright, he won the ashes in 2005, but since the England team is quite rubbish, would Michael V actually make a difference?
Cricket Tragic, as I said, he went to the posh comprehensive. Class will out.
I’m already speaking in the 3rd person in preparation
You talk about Vaughan averaging 24 like it is a bad thing. Those results walk you right into the current England top order. If only Bell or Shah could be that consistent at 3
I fear the devious Aussie bowler will have a plan for Vaughan this time – bowl straight and wait for him to miss.
Vaughan is back and Dhananjay cannot stop laughing at the stupidity of the ECB. He also cannot top talking in the third person.
I sense the fear in your words, Aussies. All bow before the might of MPV (many past victories).
And yes, Freddie will be rested in preparation for the serious business of the bus-top parade and champagne reception at 10 Downing Street.
Which one did he go to?
Silverdale, the real men went to Kind Edwards’.
Bloody southern puffs the lot of yer :D