The Australian one day squad has been announced for the games against Pakistan.
The most news worthy name in it is Andrew Symonds.
Roy’s promotion is a shot in the arm for angry alcoholics everywhere.
Cricket Australia has cleared him, again, even though his state coach thought he was not ready.
Obviously all those runs at state level have , well, its good to have him back.
Shane Watson and Brett Lee are back, which is a win for peroxided pretty boys everywhere.
Of course with all this prime beef coming in, Australia had to ‘rest’ a few players.
Punter, Mitchell, and King Probot M Hussey.
That is right, Mike Hussey has been rested.
All the failing has left him tired.
He needs a rest, he has already pulled out of superking duty.
An exotic trip to where ever it is they are playing is too much for him.
Mitchell is being rested, put in cotton wool, and then being bathed by well meaning courtesans in Red Riding hood outfits.
Punter doesn’t want to captain any team that Mitchell isn’t a part of.
Clarke will captain this ‘Australian’ team, a bargain basement edition.
After all you don’t send your big guns to play a country as meaningless as Pakistan, where is the money in that.
Well, one thing is assured, Symonds for once can’t go for fishing even if he wants to in UAE but talking about Punter’s omission, I hope he doesn’t have to come out of his break once again with the captaincy resting on PUP’s hands.
We have been robbed!! – http://www.wellpitched.com/2009/04/cricket-australia-robs-dubai.html
hahaha.
I am not sure anyone wants to see the people who is rested. may be ponting. What happen to Mr.cricket. He is in worse slump than dravid. May be people figured out his weakness.
I really think anyone who is out of form , real reason is they lost mojo , too much sex not much exercize or energy left.
if you are fit , you will never be out of form..
Amit, there are plenty of places to go fishing in the UAE.. we get the best hammour in this area.. all caught in UAE waters.. Symonds will have plenty of opportunity to explore.
Translation from Middle Eastern to Australian: hammour = groper.
Are there talkback hosts in Dubai to spring Symonds after a day
on the sudstrying to catch hammour?I told u first dint I !! ROY is in the squad now.. in the team next… and in ASHES quick… u’ll see
Pakistan Team seems to be full of zeal after long rest they will be in action it will be interesting series but its upset to see big Australian Players are not coming to play, but Pakistan is still full of zeal and i would love to watch their win hopefully!.