“Yes it was a good hundred, but if the fat bastard laid off the fried chicken a double cheeseburgers he could have made a triple hundred.”
Hugh Morris
Ok he didn’t say that.
But since Samit Fatel has been dropped, Jesse has been in top form.
He beat India on his own in a one dayer.
And then guiding his side from 6/60 to 270odd with your maiden ton.
All this done with a spare tire around his waist, and a spare spare tire around his ass.
Yet if Jesse was in England, chances are he wouldn’t be playing now.
Test average over 50 for the big boned mofo.
Probably for the best he is a kiwi, as black is slimming.
WG Grace was twice as fat and used to beat teams on his own, so Jesse’s in good company.
He just has to make sure he never gets in a lift with Darren Lehmann, Inzamam and Dwayne Leverock.