Let me start off by saying that as a Victorian I am very happy that the Angry Man Shane Harwood has been chosen to represent Australia in 2020 cricket.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PICKING DIRTY FUCKING DIRK NANNES?
Is he too intimidating for the selectors to even approach?
Does his manly beard scare them?
Do his primordial screams haunt them?
This is the man who has won 2020 competitions on two continents, has been picked for Delhi as McGrath’s new rock partner.
And is the best domestic 2020 bowler in Australian 2020 history.
It’s not like Shane Harwood is some young buck.
Or some seasoned International pro.
He is 35 years old, 3 years older than Dirk.
Harwood averages 20 in 2020 cricket, Dirk averages 14.
Neither can bat, sorry Dirk, but you can’t.
And Dirk is probably a worse fielder.
But Dirk is a steaming angry flaming creature of white ball carnage straight from hell.
He can win you a 2020 game in his opening spell.
He can change a game in 2 balls.
He is someone that opposition sides will never be completely sure against.
It is also looking more and more like Australia will not have the steaming angry flaming creature of white ball carnage straight from hell in it’s team for the 2020 world cup like thing.
But the Dutch might, has a minnow ever had a weapon like Dirty Dirk Nannes?
John Davison.
fucking hell fella, you should know that!
When I saw Boonie at the sportsmans night months ago he was asked about which bowlers were likely to get a run this summer. When asked he stopped pacing, paused (fell into a drunken stupour), he stared at the ceiling for a long time, clutching his beer to his chest like it was a puppy he’d found lost out in the rain, and after a long, long moment he said, ‘I wish Shane Harwood was five years younger.”
I think Dirty Dirk is going to play for Holland. Read it in Wiki
Deepak, i think i put that in, but it is true, only if he doesn’t get picked for Australia, it’s also in TWC this month…
Its quite obvious the Australian Selectors are not ready for the manly splendour that is the Dirty Dirkster otherwise, there is no excuse for him not being picked.
May I ask how one pronounces Nannes? (I don’t have Sky so am ashamed to say that I’ve never heard a commentator say his name.)
Nannez, Nanness, Nanz, Nans? I have been assuming the first, or the second if I’m trying to make it more Dutch.