Where it should be.
Not on police officers.
Not on umpires.
Not on players.
But on the pitch.
A brutal bouncer from Mitchell Johnson.
An awkward attempt from Jacques Kallis.
A hole in the chin of Kallis.
Blood on his pads.
Blood on his whites.
And Blood on the pitch.
The only place we like it.
I liked Mitchell Johnson so much better when he was shit.
blood on Kallis is always good. Until he starts marketing his own brand of manly anticongulants.
then the world bleeds
Supersport commentary was priceless after Kallis’ dismal.
“That just adds insult to injury”
Classic
[...] also drew blood from Jacques Kallis after hitting him on the jaw with what is often referred to as a ’snorter’, or even a ‘ripsnorter’, of a [...]
he is still a wanker…
I feel like I need to set this post to music.
Miriam, that post looks a little like T.S Elliot come to think of it, maybe you could make it into an aria during “The Wasteland: a Musical”?
It was great cricket to watch. The SA balcony looked like a row of ducks waiting to be picked off.
The SA balcony sat on the edge of their seats waiting for Old JPJuminy to sing “Moments of Happiness” to begin the second Act. (Sorry, that’s a rather obscure ‘Cats: The Musical’ joke. At least Jay got it).
I think all cricket matchs should be stage designed by Edward Gorery, but keep my love of musical theatre quiet will you, I still have to live in Sheffield.