It started with Ian Bell’s ego.
Moved on to Freddies IPL insured hip.
Monty’s reputation and short term test career.
Found its way to L Ron Stanford’s wallet.
From there it made the short journey to Emily Prior’s stomach.
One stomach to another it found it self dry reaching with Harmy.
This made Swanny’s Lethal Gibson impersonation go wrong.
And that finished with KP hurting his hand lifting his wallet.
Seems like an awful lot of mishaps for a Caribbean vacation.
dare i mention it, someone got a stomach bug in jo’burg?
CR, i wrote all about that, and even educated people about the illness.