When talking about cricket we generally take a light hearted look at the game.
So many cricket sites take it seriously, we feel the need to lighten the load.
But right now i cannot find a way to make jokes.
I have run out of whimsy.
Cricket With Balls has lost a loved one.
Andre “Serial Killer” “Gunter” “The Joker” Nel has been tossed away by South Africa.
He will not appear under the harsh lights of International cricket any more.
They said his central contract was not renewed, but we know better, he has been terminated for interesting behaviour unbecoming of a South African cricketer.
Our eyes shall have to get used to not seeing the tall bundle of comedic serial killing intentions playing international cricket.
Currently he is serving a ban for two seperate swearing incidents.
I cried a little as i wrote that.
Goodbye nobel prince.
You’ll have to make do with Sreesanth now. Wait, that only makes it worse for you, probably. Sympathies :-)
Shreesanth seems to also not get a place in the Indian team. Why does this cruel world hate borderline serial killers?
Raj – how can you compare the wondrous and entirely mad Werewolf Extraordinaire Nel with the weed Sreesanth. Harbi had the right idea about him – a bloody good slap. PAH!
ceci, Sree may be a poor man’s poor man’s Nel but he is certainly better than that obnoxious weed Harbhajan. Probably the only thing on earth that Matt Hayden and I agree about :-). Anyday his serial-killer, hyper-melodramatic, self-flagellating antics are better than the bitter, racist, prejudiced, nasty, arrogant behaviour of Bhajan.