cricket with balls

“He is essentially a bowling machine. He has had success by operating mechanically.”

Vic Marks

Marks is talking about Monty.

And he isn’t the first to talk about Monty in these terms, but the operating mechanically bit got me thinking.

Is monty human?

I have seen no proof of Monty as a human, I have seen him as a bowling machine, I have seen him as a corpaorate vision, and I have seen him run, which i once described thusly, “he looks like a child imitating a robot”.

Now i know he was not imitating a robot, he is a robot.

Infact, he is Montybot.

That is why Grand Master Mushie couldn’t help him, it’s his programming.

This may be the first case in cricket where a Probot has been outed as a robot.

There may be others.

If yo suspet a cricketer is not real, please call the hotline.

But for now, jut call Monty, Montybot.

Cause it’s fun to say.

The good thing is with Montybot, and Graeme Swann being a spider from Mars, England now have the chance to have the greatest Science Fiction spinning tandom in history.