Bryce is back and he’s gonna save our reputation

Move the fuck over Nathan Hauritz, Byrce is back baby.

Finally he is kitted up in that beautiful navy blue uniform (ok it’s shit, officially the worst vic kit ever) and ready to take names and kick some ass.

Sure he has only bowled 3 overs, but that is enough to move Hauritz over.

Dirty Dirk was so damn excited, he come out in full warrior god mode and took an axe to NSWales to the tune of 4/11.

That is respect.

The Victorians lost, no fault of Dirty Dirk or Nice Bryce, you can read about the horrible place they find themselves in here.

But Bryce is now more than just a Victorian player, he is an Australian squad member, and being that Happy Hauritz is the number one spinner (in the selectors eyes) Bryce has to at least tour South Africa, if not rip it up in the side.

The world needs Bryce.

The balance of Australia not having a proper spinner reuins the world;s economy.

Oh, you don’t believe me, the last time Australia didn’t have a proper spinner was the 80’s recession.

Nuff said.

Bryce can restore the world’s markets, and make me very happy.

Plus his mum is proper nice.

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0 thoughts on “Bryce is back and he’s gonna save our reputation

  1. Anonymous says:

    This is unfair result..the top victorians are playing against saffers.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This is unfair result..the top victorians are playing against saffers.

  3. Moses @ Beer and Sport says:

    5 run-outs, you must be kidding me!Superb effort by the mighty Blues, all that’s left now is to pocket our first T20 trophy and milk the Indian cash-cow.@anonymous, nice try but NSW were missing Dave Warner, Brad Haddin and Nathan Bracken for the same reason.

  4. Leg Break says:

    Moses,Was Hauritz part of this all-conquering side?

  5. Anonymous says:

    warner, haddin and bracken dont equal a certain david hussey

  6. Deepak says:

    “On Wednesday 10 December 2008 it was announced that Nannes was selected for the Netherlands cricket squad to play the ICC Trophy in South Africa.[2]”

    Is this true? So he wont be picked in aus?

    • jrod says:

      I am currently working out all the details, but from what i can tell, you can play for a team like the netherlands, or scotland, and then still play for a main country, because these countries don’t have ODI status. But to be honest, i am still not that sure.

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