And not only are they dirty spies, but they are Victorian spies.
People whose only intent is to bring down Peter Sizzle’s Waca performance.
These people should be stripped of their Victorian status and sent some place where this stuff is acceptable, like Sydney.
What would they really have learnt anyway?
They have tape of him.
They have reports on him.
What are the spies telling them?
Imagine the indepth dossier Mickey Arthur has.
He likes wood chopping.His favourite footy player is Dermie.
His hair does not have natural blonde highlights in it.
He bowls a skiddy heavy ball.
In 5th grade he played kiss chasey with a girl, who is now a boy.
The South African’s could learn more watching him in the nets, or watching Victoria highlights.
Or reading this blog, or this one.
Or this one if they are really looking for background info.
Hopefully this week every South African in Melbourne gets beaten up, not for being a spy though.
cricketwithballs
Dirty spying Victorians. Perhaps they sold out the woodchopper for sexual favours with Kallis..
Mickey arthur knows guys that know guys that know guys that know sizzle
… as a South African who loves pseudo-tough Aussies, and can only giggle at you girls THREATS of beating up ANYONE, let alone puny, weak, silly SAFFERS, I say ‘bring it on’ and don’t forget your handbags… tough Aussies, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Jrods adjectives & adverbs for South Africans (cut from this site) he, he… SAFFERS are -Dirty, ignorant, thieving, murderers, homosexual, cheating, smelly, shit-eating, African, halfwits, soft-headed, morons, retards, stinking, ugly, losers, abortions, throwbacks, knuckle-draggers, gorilla's, beady eyed, corrupt, drug smuggling, paedophiles, bludgers, arse-wipes, idiots, retards, evil, vomitly, whores and such and such…(But fortunately I see this Aussie pattern for Indians, Islanders, Chinese, Greeks, Germans, Italians etc)And Australians of coarse… the SUPREME RACE…. he,he (can you believe they made a FILM called AUSTRALIA !) These people love themselves, don't they ?
Oh, I'm a little alien,My UFO here from outer space…It landed in Australia…Oh, what a fucked placeI've been to Mars & Jupiter and No-one could be stupider,these Yobbo's – a fucking galactic disgraceOh, I'm a little alien,My UFO here from outer space…It landed in 'StraliaOh, what a shithole placeI've voyaged from Texas to TrangalenceIn search of intellegence but…Strewth… say away from 'StraliaWhere blackholes lose their menaceOh, I'm a little alien,My craft here from space,It landed in Australia,A fucking cosmic disgraceI met an Aussie Sheila,Armed with a potato pealer,Nah, no harm mate – Only trying to shave her face !Oh, I'm a little alien,My ship stranded here from space,It landed smack in the middle of Arse-Stralia,What a fucked up placeI've seen a three-eyed KlingonAnd a one-balled Mazdarace…But I've never seen anything likeThese arsewits, the fucking Aussie raceOh I'm a little Alien,In a downed ship from space,I wish I'd landed in Iraq or Northern Ireland And not this fuckhole place(MERRY CHRISMAS LADS… we're gonna humiliate you cunts PROPERLY in your OWN backyards… gotta love you !)
GS, sounds like how i’ve described NSWales as well. But thanks for reading.
No bother :) – I’m a paedophile, love sodomizing rotten animals, wipe my crusty dick on little girls curtains AND LOVE CRICKET WITH BALLS(Born in Bribane)
And… Santa (oh wait… that was SATAN) told me that South Africa is gonna WHIP you and that if you dig Hansie Cronje up today (probabaly more than half rotten) he’d score a rapid 100 against Jason Kresja …. sweet dreams losers !
AND…. (Sorry b4 I forget)… do you know why Graeme Smith is single ? Because, after fucking Ricky Ponting in the ass… Graeme is gonna have Punter’s missus crying the LORDS name like she’s NEVER done before as Graeme fills Hansie Cronjes skullbone with her quinny AND the shit and piss of your lads involuntary fear spasims… AFTER he’ll enslaved YOUR momma as a symbol of Aussie wenches subjugation to the Proteas (which as long as Africa has a drop of blood remaining) will be the NEW WOLRD ORDER of cricket….. I’m just guessing, maybe sort of – I think…… what you think ?
But… I’m sure by the arse-end of SUMMER…… the ASHES will be between -the 3rd and 5th ranked ICC teams (if you lucky Oz will be the former and NOT the later – but we’ll always love ya… you know that … you’re special, even when you’re crap and useless…
hyperbole is a silly thing… ;) but be ready… what’s your MOMMA’s mobile number ?
Love your work… your biggest fan !
Sorry got a MISSED CALL – Tell your MUM no … and she should wait… until AFTER South Africa whip the Saggy Greens… come on luv ? Call me DAD…
He’s a mouthy one. isn’t he? It won’t be long before Zimbabwe has a better record than SAFFERS in Australia. One of these days, one of the SAFFERS will figure out how to spin a ball more than Anil Kumble. And then watch out Aussies!!
Greg Smith.Born in Brisbane and never left the place I expect.Nice poem though.
I’m an Aussie through and through. And even I agree with the poem, Greg Smith (if that’s your real name). But then, I’m an Aussie through and through – that’s why I’m here, in Australia.My question to you – are there ANY white people left in South Africa? Surely one of you has the spine to stay and try to give back to the society you took from for generations? Maybe not.
I’m an Aussie through and through. And even I agree with the poem, Greg Smith (if that’s your real name). But then, I’m an Aussie through and through – that’s why I’m here, in Australia.My question to you – are there ANY white people left in South Africa? Surely one of you has the spine to stay and try to give back to the society you took from for generations? Maybe not.
I’m an Aussie through and through. And even I agree with the poem, Greg Smith (if that’s your real name). But then, I’m an Aussie through and through – that’s why I’m here, in Australia.My question to you – are there ANY white people left in South Africa? Surely one of you has the spine to stay and try to give back to the society you took from for generations? Maybe not.
…batting in ned kelly’s hat… yeah… well you’d be surprised… come have a look… from Cape Town to Cairo… you’ll find us still building this wee continent as we have for 500 years… I supose you Aussies are just pissed we DIDN’T allow you crims to de-ship here… any truth Barack Obama’s getting rid of Guantanamo Bay (by moving it to OZ ?)