New Zealand took the punt with one spinner, but when they made that decision, they figured that Australia would come at Vettori.
Like a hot bespectacled brunette in a pencil skirt.
Instead Australia played it cool, flirted a little, and Vettori was muffled by their muscular thighs.
These things happen.
Vettori plugged away all day, doing more than a third of the work, and all he had to show for it was Simon Katich.
Not one you can really tell your mates about.
Iain O’Brien on the other hand spent all day in the corner of the bar, talking about star trek and perfect jeans, before he accidentally bumped into a girl, who liked it rough, and they both exchanged unpleasantries and some quick hand relief.
O”Brien will definitely tell his friends about Ponting.
But that was it for the Kiwis.
In Adelaide they like a bit of brown sugar, but Jeetan Patel was brought all the way over because he is the designated driver, and he was too busy getting drinks for others.
Not good news for New Zealand.
They tried.
But the day was predictable, and very dull.
I faced Mr O’Brien in a club match last summer. Result, 1 run at a strike rate of 50, before being bowled by the dobber at the other end. He didn’t cause me any problems at all.
I'm a bit disapointted really because, we always like to see the Aussies get beat> lol i am English after all.
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I wouldn’t have thought he would trouble a seasoned village cricketer like yourself. Jack, clicked on the link, and got nada.
Not only is Vettori doing a third of the bowling but he is doing most of the fielding too. Why any captain would put themselves at mid off at Adelaide and practice sprinting the 800m to the sight screen ever over is beyond me. Now it looks like the moron can hardly walk