The Balls & Ass Of Krazy Krejza

Balls

8 fucking wickets on debut.

The pitch was not some sinning spinning minefield.

Actual flight.

Actual spin.

Actual bounce.

Has guts.

Can take on the best.

Good variation.

Great sideburns

Ass

Leaks runs like dysentery.

Took the wickets on a track with spin.

Was attacked with gay abandon.

Even Cam bowled well yesterday.

4th Australian in history to score 200 with the ball

Bob Massie had great sideburns as well.

Australia dislikes finger spinners.

No doosra.

Is from NSWales.

Looks like a mugger.

A bunch of the top order went out to shit, shit shots.

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0 thoughts on “The Balls & Ass Of Krazy Krejza

  1. SrinivasaraoVundavalli says:

    Yeah, Sehwag and Laxman played poor shots and paid the price…had they been there, India could have made a massive total

  2. Steve says:

    The Indian batsmen were so keen to show how contemptuous they were of this nonentity spinner, that it backfired mightily. It’s always the same story with India – the moment they start to dominate, they think that the rightful world order has returned and all they need to do is turn up at the crease to win. Suppose that’s still better than not turning up, and expecting that it will be given to them anyway by divine right, like Pakistan.

  3. Jrod says:

    Srin, true, but the ball spinning helped in both dismissals as well. Steve, There was a Phoenix Suns attitude to defence shown for sure.

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