Indian cricket is full of big names, big performances, big egos and big ass clowns.
One man seems to more of a doer, and less of a God-like being.
Sehwag is the Barack O’Bama figure, it doesn’t really matter what he does, the people want him at all times. That doesn’t mean that this story doesn’t end with a bang.
Ganguly is the Sarah Palin one, not the brightest or the best, but boy does he look good in a bikini and rub people up the wrong way.
Ol’ John McCain is Ol’ Sachin Tendulkar, been there a long time, steady like a freight train and loved fanatically by those who are fanatical by nature.
Gambhir though is hardly spoken of.
He is there, we have seen the scorecards, and he is important, we have reviewed the scorecards, but he doesn’t get the fan fare.
Occasionally he is prone to en emabarrsing gaffe, and is not afraid to get down and dirty, but at the moment he is the quiet achjiever.
Others may get the plaudits, but without him on the ballot, Barack would be light on.
Were Sehwag to get assassinated, again, Gautham may not be the man you want to take over, but that does not mean he wouldn’t do a damn fine job.
I think he is ready to handle the launch codes.
And to complete the metaphor, Dravid is Al Gore, VVS is Bill Clinton, and Dhoni is Hilary.
Ofcourse.
no dubya?
Harbhajan is Dick Cheney for he is one hard bastard who doesn’t mind shooting a mate in the face (Where is Sooky Sreesanth?)Is the bumbling out of form captain GWBush? How about some Aussie metaphor JROd?Is Cam White a Julie Bishop type, blond and well out of their depth.Is Hussey KRudd? and who could Hayden be equated to Turnbull?
and cameron white is John Smith
I don’t think your grasp of politics is too good, jrod. Stick to cricket. Al Gore and Dravid?? Gore is just a conman, for one thing. Laxman as Clinton?? And anyone less like Obama is hard to imagine, than Sehwag. Obama has loads of charisma, charm, good-looking wife and and is the perfect clothes-horse for expensive suits. And looks to be the new America.Sehwag is/has none of these. He’s just a long-time pugnacious style-challenged slogger. Big mouth but often fails to perform. Bit like Hayden, but without the cook book. Crap post, jrod. Stick to sex.
Your posts are fucking crap when you turn to politics, stick to cricket.
Haha brilliant!!And thank God u got rid of the “Read More”… so much better to have everything in 1 place :-)
Anon, didnt really see a son of a champ in there. NQ, I tried to stay with the batsmen, and not sure about your hussey Krudd call, it makes sense, but isnt there already a christian queenslander in the side. Ankit, Cam would be Rudy GiulianiNick, thanks for reading. Q, they are on holiday. Steve, Dravid has the numbers to get to the top, but never made it, like al gore. VVS made it to the top, but is only really remembered for one thing. And as for your sehwag comments, good god man, if you can’t see the beauty in him they say suicide is painless.
don’t mind the clowns who can’t fathom Sehwagology Unclej
jrod, I’m not a man, and he’s an ugly bugger, and not just his batting. Laxman is beautiful, Dravid has moments of beauty, Sehwag does not.Your political cameos are so one-dimensional. God, I hope you don’t vote, if that’s your level of political savvy. .
I repeat don’t mind the clowns who can’t fathom Sehwagology UnclejWho said clowns can’t be female or asexual or transsexual?
Hor, good point.