Kittens don’t get lucky

So your Ashraful, and you’re in the test match bar that Andy Symonds runs.

ou see a girl on the other side of the room

You make sure you are looking the goods.

Make eye contact.

Get the balls to go over.

Intorduce yourself.

Tell her she’s pretty.

Buy her drinks.

Woo her.

Listen to her speak.

Ask questions about her past.

Interrupt her speaking to other guys.

Buy her a present.

Ogle her discreetly.

Take her to a Jane Austen film.

Concur that her Ex sounds like a boring fuck.

Consider giving her a ruffie.

Agree with all her bullshit.

Go dancing.

Do the sweet talking.

Give her the sweet last night kiss.

And….then….

Nothing.

Instead some egg head in glasses sweeps in and shags her with nerdy boring sex.

It’s heart breaking.

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0 thoughts on “Kittens don’t get lucky

  1. 12th Man says:

    If there is one team that deserves some luck on its side, it is Bangladesh.In a year, this match will be forgotten and all that you’ll see is a Kiwi series victory.Sometimes, life is not all that fair.

  2. Samir Chopra says:

    This, in India, would be called a KLPD. I can explain by email.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I am from India, but I dont know what is KLPD :(

  4. horatius says:

    It roughly translates to a sharp hit with a stick on an erect dick. That’ll take care of the erection quick.

  5. Ceci says:

    Is this another Indian sport like Kabaddi horatius?My love for Vettori over-rode my love for kittens I’m afraid

  6. Leg Break says:

    If there is one team that deserves some luck on its side, it is Bangladesh.I take it you didn’t see the McCullum dismissal then.

  7. Jupiter says:

    See Miriam, Dan can manage it more than once – 4 times in fact!

  8. Jrod says:

    Nothing like a hit on the dick with a stick.

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