The big bear goes to bollywood

Cameron White is flying to India.

And due to Krazy Krejza’s Kokaine and shit bowling he may get a staring role.

The good news is we will have a Victorian legspinner, the bad news is, it’s the wrong one.

But a Victorian in the test team is still an accomplishment.

So we’ll take what we can get.

With Katich, 1/3.

Clarke, 1/3.

And White 1/2.

Put all this together and Australia have a spin bowler and some change.

Add Watson and that is their 4th bowler.

7 bowlers to get 20 wickets, seems like a good plan.

If you’ve just taken Heroin and don’t know anything about cricket.

India’s bowling doesn’t look any stronger ofcourse, so it could be a great test series where no one gets 20 wickets.

The good news out of all this is that Beautiful Baby Beau Casson has not only been overlooked for this squad, again, he has also been overlooked a NSWales one day game for Steven Smith.

You may remember his as my player to shed his nappies in the shield season this year.

Even though he is a NSWelshman, he can bowl, and he can bat, and I like him one billion times more than Beau.

Which isn’t hard.

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0 thoughts on “The big bear goes to bollywood

  1. Leg Break says:

    There’s a lot of quality spin in your blog there Jrod.I’m sure the irony of that won’t escape your readers.

  2. Rusty says:

    Good one, legbreak!Why bother with all these spin wannabes anyway? We obviously don’t have a top class spinner, other than jrod, so why not go for quality over quantity and call up Bracken? It may be a left field choice, but just because the world is convinced that you have to have spin to win in India, it doesn’t mean we have to believe it.

  3. Damith S. says:

    Time to give Horny Warny a call up.On a serious note,Rusty, I dont think Braken is test material to be honest.4 quicks with some back up spin from Clarke might be enough.But the 4th bowler is not delivering in Siddle either. Only Lee, S.Clarke and Johnson has showed any class in the Board XI game.

  4. rusty says:

    damith s. yes, the Australian selectors have the same mindset as you – but that’s what it is, a set mind. Bracken manages perfectly well in 1st class Tests and has reinvented himself since 2004. And he’s so far above Siddle in quality overall that it’s beyond funny to see him in the team instead of Bracken.

  5. Damith S. says:

    Hmm maybe you are right Rusty.Maybe Ive only seem in do well in ODIs that I cant really judge if he would cut it in Tests. I wonder if he would succeed in India though ?Agreed with you Siddle though. He seems out of depth.As did Krejza.

  6. Jrod says:

    LB, Well it wont now. Rusty, Bracken pretty much bowls quick offies anyway.

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