Brett Lee is missing the upcoming series against Bangladesh due to family reasons.
But his new underwear line goes ahead unabated.
To be an Australia cricketer these days you need to be able to say no to touring, even if the tour is only in Darwin.
Darwin is not safe this time of year, those crocodiles are jihadists, or reptiles, I always get those two confused.
Who cares about Lee though, I’ve seen him.
You know who I haven’t seen play for Australia.
Brett Geeves.
Best hair in the business.
Also there isn’t alot of changes that need to be placed on the team sheet, they are both named Brett, and both have multiples e’s in their surname.
And good to see a Tasmanian in the side, the last a Tasmanian played for Australia was Shaun Young.
Since then, not one.
True story.
Lee can model is using a “stunt dick” if he is shy about his package eh?
If CA could locate a Brett Leeves, that would simplify the process even further. Or maybe Geeves would be prepared to make the change himself to strengthen his position.
Finally stacking the selection panel with 50% Tasmanians pays dividends.I know Ricky Ponting had to come to NSW to maintain his position in the team, I expect Geeves to migrate north soon, at least as far as Victoria anyway. That’s what Tasmanian bowlers usually do. What has happened to the bricklayer and saviour of swing bowling, Ben Hilfenhaus?
Park, Hilfy has a back made of whipped cream. He played a whole season this year, but, he shouldn’t have. He got picked for the Caribbean, but was still injured. Still bowls quick outswingers when he is fit.