Asif, former goat herder turned modern day Bela Lugosi, has had his B sample come back with the Roids still in it.
But his lawyer has an erection that could bring down an oak tree, the sample has a different level of Nandrolone in it.
“A” sample, 6.2mg.
“B” sample, 5.4mg.
The lawyer has said that they can contest the samples, even if both of them have Roids in them.
I say that is rubbish, what Asif should do is simple, ask for the “I” sample.
Mathematics are on his side.
Sunil Gavaskar is on the IPL tribunal, and he and two other less crickety guys will make the final decision.
But I think Lalit Modi should be on the tribunal.
After all, he is an expert in the drug field.
That’s 6.2 nanograms, not milligrams – otherwise he’d be 3000 times over the legal limit, and the hearing would probably be moot on account of his having turned green and rampaged across the US in search of the Sandman.If he scores with Jennifer Connelly, however, he will have to answer to me.
Three million, even. I kno maths gud.
Best post title ever.
Simon I stand corrected, twice. Mims, was inspired by a late night singing session in wales.
Even if the IPL exonerates him, as a contracted player, he is still answerable to the PCB.
Homer, excellent, so he may be able to be declared innocent twice.
Drugs this, drugs that. When will we start talking about sex? When will UncleJ reveal exclusive photos of Dravid’s Nazi sex-romp?
Horatius, all in good time.