Comments on: Cricketers, Miriam Solves Your Problems

By: Ceci

Ceci — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:18:00 +0000

…and what of the poor stout boy who nobody liked but who at least scored a shedful of runs? He has now grown so stout he is no longer able to wield his bat or run and his batting average is now of English proportions. Please don’t be kallous – help him out.

By: SixSixEight

SixSixEight — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:38:00 +0000

Oh yes Top stuff! Work, fashion friendships all catered for.You should advertise this service more widely. I’m sure the Burns Victim, Brockett and Porcelain Chops, need somewhere they know can get friendly advice. If Mullet Head had had access earlier who knows………..

By: Miriam

Miriam — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:53:00 +0000

Dear Longlost SoulI’ve seen the title of your book, and you’re on exactly the right track in seeking solace and strength from power ballads. I know that there are nights when the wind is so cold, that your body freezes in bed if you just listened to it right outside the window. But you’ll make yourself so strong again somehow!A new day will come!You won’t be by yourself, any more! Je ne vous oublie pas!Your heart will go on!um, you make me feel like a natural woman!

By: SarahCanterbury

SarahCanterbury — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:42:00 +0000

You’re wasted in the Law, Miriam. Poor lovely Bobby…

By: Damith S.

Damith S. — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:42:00 +0000

-Longlost soul

By: Damith S.

Damith S. — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:41:00 +0000

Dear Mims,Recently I released a book about my self, and I poured my heart into it. I really got in touch with my feminine side and told people about how I cried in public and also about how I would “self-harm” my self.Now Im scared that the big bad ugly Oztralians will read it and make fun of me. I wanted to come back and play for England but Im too scared.What should I do ?