I hear thee, people of the balls.
You want Rob Key (29%) to become the new object of my obsession.
I can’t promise that, as the angry proper one may not like it.
Second was Adil Rashid (21%), he is a much more likely candidate.
Two surrey players were ignored, in Saqlain (3%) and Roy (1%).
You would think that fielding for England yesterday would have peaked Jason Roy’s popularity, but there is just no pleasing some people.
This week you get the chance to tell me what Steve Harmison is.
You bastard-monkey!!! You were just stringing us along all the time. Weren’t you?
Ofcourse not, i just put Key in as a piss take of King Cricket, never thought people would actually vote for him.