cricket with balls

There are literally rumours flying everywhere around England at the moment.

The latest one is that KP and Peter Moores are not bosom buddies.

It must have some base as Peter Moores has come out and mentioned he had a one hour conversation with KP after Vaughan pissed off.

One hole hour.

Here is what Moores said on cric info, I have taken the liberty of interpreting.

“Coaches and captains are always going to have different views because they look at the game from a different angle”

Kp is a weird one, no doubt.

“But I’ve always found Kevin fine. What I like about him is that he’s got his views, which can be pretty forthright.”

The term arrogant fucktard comes to mind.

“One of the first things I wanted to do when we were going to offer him the captaincy was to sit down and talk to him about where he was coming from and what his views were and whether they matched mine. By the end we both felt very confident that we were coming from the same place.”

We decided we both love KP.

“He’ll be different to Michael [Vaughan] because he’s a different man, Michael had his style and that was very successful. Kevin will bring Kevin Pietersen, which is crucial.”

Did I really say that, how could he not bring Kevin Pieterson, is that a question for Quantum physicists.

“He’ll be his own man and that’s going to be really important. What’s really promising is that the senior arm of the team is going to get behind him.”

With their knives ready.

That seems to have cleared up the KP Moores rumour quite nicely.