Random musings on the nation builder.
He is not English.
This is not the NBA.
Is there really a tactical brain in there?
He is South African.
You shouldn’t pick the man most likely to play in both squads, pick the best man in each squad.
He has hardly been a team player in the past when it comes to his batting position.
“It’s your nation”.
Which KP will captain, the flamboyant swiper, or the dour lost boy?
Will he be able to talk about himself in the third person?
Has he ever captained a cricket team before?
Arrogant Prick.
If he couldn’t play cricket, would he be let into the longroom?
What actual captaincy qualities has ever shown?
Too entertaining.
Will he be able to get into a rumour involving another players wife?
Remember when he had sore ribs and went home.
Will he be able to take the pressure of the vicious strikes the media will inflict on him.
The poor man’s Beckham
In that case I’m glad I’m poor.At least he hasn’t got a mullet, that’s a big plus. Who wants to see a mullet on field?
It’s going to be….. interesting – starting with Thursday mornings toss up.Smithy – ‘Your call – hids, or tiles?’KP – ‘Feck off, you call – hids or tiles?’Smithy – ‘Nah, you call’KP – ‘Call it, you muppet’Smithy – Call, you traitor’KP – ‘You call, asshat’…and so on.
My nightly prayer.Please God, let every Australian spinner get a finger nail infection, a TV hosting job or be from Victoria so that Warnie is recalled.I’ll even stop sledging Poms and Victorians.