It wasn’t that long ago that Sehwag was wandering the desert.
Unwanted by his people and most major sponsors.
He was cast aside for men with lusher hair and more athletic physiques.
Perth was his easter type cave.
Now he is Ballsier, harder, stronger, balder and better than ever before.
Like a peacock rubbed in Vaseline.
In his new god like form he is trying to make sure that when great Indian batsman are mentioned, VVS, Dravid and Ganguly have to line up behind the bald prophet for their props.
His latest miracle was 200 out of 330.
Making half the runs of your team is phenomenal.
But Sehwag didn’t even bother with that.
The little fella was one of 3 Indians to get beyond 7 runs.
Mendis continues his modern magic tricks, each more mysterious and evil than the last.
Sehwag uses brutal force to dispel the spells.
Like an angry fat man swatting away flies from a burger.
The man is on top of the mountain at the moment.
Every time Sehwag hits a four, an angel loses its virginity.
And let us hope that angels continue to be bad little girls for some time yet.
What else could have pleased us Uncle, other than watching Sehwag practising sehwagology in the middle.The funniest part was he is the second batsman after Sunil Gavaskar to carry the bat it seems. Not once in my wild dreams would I have imagined that!And his last 11 centuries have been 150+ scores! Phenomenal. We needs more such successes from people who practice sehwagology to put an end to probotism.
I guess it’s house-cleaning time in the Indian middle order. Dravid needs some rest and Giant Alien Lizard is the wrong species to include in your line-up anyway. The Laxster’s still got some juice left in him yet.
Sehwag should never have been dropped from the test team. Someone lost their marbles ….cost India at least 1500-2000 runs at almost run a ball (think of all the winning positions he could have created) and maybe a crack at Lara’s on the itches Jaffer and Yuvraj made merry on. And mind you that was a pakistani attack…and everyone knows Sehwag breakfasts on Pakistani attacks with or without raisins like Shoaib and Asif.