I know I’m like a dog with a boner about this, but I just want to walk the walk one more time.
According to the free world’s greatest leader, Cameron White has been picked in the Australian side as a spinner.
And yet he was clearly the replacement for Andrew Symonds, who while being an all rounder, plays as a batsman.
When Symonds was fit, White was dropped.
So that leads me to believe that White played as a batsman, who bowls a bit.
So Ricky, stop treating us like fucken idiots.
We may not be the intellectual powerhouse that you clearly are, but we know a little about cricket.
We know that if a dude bats at 6, and replaces a dude who bats at 5, he is playing as a batsman.
He hasn’t been picked as the spinner, because he wasn’t even freakin bowled.
Roll credits.
We understand that you want White to be a proper spinner, because he can clearly bat at the level required.
But calling your girlfriend Pamela Anderson won’t give her bigger titties.
