Hayden, against the world

Matthew Hayden is leaving the holy land.

His ankle has not recovered, Dei Gratia for Hodgey/Krab.

Australia only has two contracted openers, it’s almost as if Outside the Church there is no salvation.

Australia does have Shaun Marsh, whose father sent us his son to atone for his sins, but we did not accept him into our side.

Before leaving, Hayden took Katich into his bosom and said, In this side you will conquer.

But Krabs didn’t get a mention with Noah.

Katich wanted to respond with Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, but Hayden, sensing his time was not long on this earth, was gone.

From the corner of the room was a small man with a sensible haircut from Victoria saying I am not worthy, Oh lord Non sum dignus, I am not worthy, without the Mike Myers affliction.

It was really annoying, Rupert Clark changed seats.

Ponting looked longingly at the place Hayden used to sit, thinking to himself, Long live Hayden the King!.

Tim Neilson, sensing the sombre mood after Haydens exitus (uhum) stated in a loud and booming Voice, one day I shall sing, Hayden resurrexit!

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0 thoughts on “Hayden, against the world

  1. rusty says:

    You doing a mOnty python impersonation?Seriously, Hayden goes home – curse the IPL – and Katich, who totally non-performed in T1, gets to non-perform again in T2, while Hodge Podge – who I don’t barrack for but so what – performs in T1, twice, and is rewarded with the bench. Is that “fairgo”? Does this support Australian working families?

  2. Jrod says:

    Was just saluting a Christian Warrior.I agree about Katich/Hodge, i don’t lie either of them but you’d like to think the one that performs is that one they would keep, and just move hussey up to open. Christian Bale is in T4.

  3. Miriam says:

    Is est per splendens!Valde eu immunda Jrod.

  4. Jrod says:

    I won’t pretend I know what that means Miriam.

  5. Miriam says:

    Translation:This is quite brilliant! Very well done, Uncle JRod.

  6. Suave says:

    It’s all greek to me.

  7. Miriam says:

    Kyrie eleison, Suave! There ain’t no Greek in the post!

  8. Cecissima says:

    Gaudeamus igiturFor Hayden’s ankle’s ligature

  9. Miriam says:

    Ceci I now have Akademische Festouvertüre in my head.Gosh, it’s got very cultured round here.

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