May 28 2008
By Jrod general balls

MacGill Monty Miriam Threesome

OK person who googled the title of this post four times to get to the site instead of KEEPING YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF, you win. Here is your post.
The answer to your googlequery is: that is one heck of a wierd threesome and I do NOT want in. In fact, I now need some, or possibly all, of the following to scrub from my brain the vision that you have implanted:
  • Soap
  • Lysol
  • Brillo pad
  • A refiner’s fire
  • 100 Hail Mary’s
  • Night out drinking Chumbawamba cocktails on an empty stomach
  • Concussion from Brett Lee or James Anderson
  • That flashy blinky thing from “Men In Black”
  • Lobotomy

If, however, IF I happened to be into the kind of thing that you, googler, are clearly into (and I’m saying nothing), and if you happened to google any of the following, the answer would be ohgodyesplease:

  • Vettori Oram Miriam Threesome (needs absolutely no explanation)
  • Dhoni Gony Miriam Threesome (oh the pretty ones)
  • Dirty Dirk Eyelids Miriam Threesome (I have a thing for the Vics in England, so sue me)
  • Ryder Chawla Miriam Threesome (I can’t begin to explain this even if I tried, and I probably shouldn’t).

Other wacky google searches from today:

why are some men so vain (because they are trying to compensate for something)

england v new zealand chasing inflatable jelly bean (oh, alright, it’s here)

and all of the following:

  1. cricketer’s sisters supermodels
  2. cricketer’s supermodel wives
  3. south african cricketer sister supermodel
  4. supermodel sister of famous cricketer
  5. supermodel wives to famous cricketers
  6. which cricketer has supermodel sister
  7. which cricketer sister and wife are supermodels?

(as you want to know so badly, your persistence is rewarded: you are probably looking for Cindy Nel, but (a) she’s no longer Jacques Kallis’ girlfriend, and (b) I’m not actually sure that she is Andre Nel’s sister. The other possibility I can think of is Neil McKenzie, whose sister Megan is a model. Honestly, I am way too good to you people).

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0 thoughts on “MacGill Monty Miriam Threesome”

  1. richard says:
    May 28, 2008 at 22:38

    The bizzare bit for me is that they googled it four times, like “Well, it wasn’t there last week – it’ll DEFINITELY be there now!”Worryingly, the number one search term for my site is ‘pissy look’.

  2. Jrod says:
    May 29, 2008 at 02:15

    Why is that worryingly. I’d be proud of that.

  3. richard says:
    May 29, 2008 at 03:06

    I was hoping for something along the lines of ‘searing yet sporadic sporting satire’ but yeah, fuck it, I’ll take pissy look.

  4. Miriam says:
    May 29, 2008 at 09:32

    Welcome, Richard. I always wonder whether people who google things like “pissy look” and then click on a cricket link are “ooh! this MUST be it!”.

  5. Anonymous says:
    May 29, 2008 at 20:43

    Ryder-Chawla. No need to explain, I TOTALLY get it!

  6. Miriam says:
    May 30, 2008 at 14:17

    Anonymous, I know. If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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