IPL report

Some people may say that I have abandoned the IPL.

Those people are black liars.

I haven’t abandoned it, I’ve just been busy.

So here is some IPL news for you.

According to the brilliantly titled gay bombay website, MS Dhoni is the player that most gay bombayites would like to convert.

Dhoni shit it in, and as he likes to win, and be thought of as hot, so I am sure he was very pleased.

Like a candle in the wind at number two was Yuvraj Singh, yet again he loses to MS Dhoni.

The third man in and completing an MS sandwich of Yuvraj was one of my favourite players in the IPL, Gony (read this about him), who would be the sort of cricketer Tony Greig would label as “Broad Shouldered”.

Surprisingly the Gam bombayians don’t like the Vanilla men, instead they crave the chocolate.

Bollywood aspirant Brett Lee, Curvey Warney, Jelly Bean Watson and baby faced Morkel all came in the rear.

I should probably edit that last line.

Megahottie Graeme “I can’t get a date” Smith got no votes.

Neither did Kamran Akmal.

The hottest team was the Kings XI Punjab, that team was surely named to appeal to the pink dollars.

For real coverage of the IPL go to Well Pitched.

Or for Buñuelesque rants on the IPL go here.

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0 thoughts on “IPL report

  1. Leg Break says:

    So Scott Styris didn’t feature so well in the voting then?

  2. Jrod says:

    He got as many votes as Smith and Akmal.

  3. Leg Break says:

    They must have short memories. I’d have thought Prince Brendan would’ve been ideal.

  4. Jrod says:

    You Kiwis hate being left out of anything don’t you.

  5. Leg Break says:

    Too right we do.Especially the 4th and 5th days of test matches…

  6. Leela says:

    I am glad you did not abandon the IPL :-)Where did Warne figure??I was so happy for him when the IPL started (with him being the leader of the underdogs and all..), but now that he has continued the nasty Aussie habit of winning, I am begining to get irritated.

  7. Jrod says:

    Warne got two votes, the same as Lee, Watson and Morkel.

  8. Q says:

    What were u doing on the gay bombay website?

  9. Jrod says:

    A vigilant reader sent me the link.

  10. Suave says:

    A vigilant reader sent me the link.Oh yeah… I’ve heard that one before!Honest, I was just doing some research for a post!

  11. Jrod says:

    OK i was looking for naked pictures of Ganguly, are you happy.

  12. D.S. Henry says:

    “Buñuelesque”… I like that, J Rod. Sometimes, under the right kind of influence, I too can look at the blank screen and see nothing but dead donkeys and slit eyeballs. (Now if I can only get the Pixies to write a song about it, I’d be set.)

  13. Jrod says:

    There are ants coming out of my hand as we speak.

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