Some people may say that I have abandoned the IPL.
Those people are black liars.
I haven’t abandoned it, I’ve just been busy.
So here is some IPL news for you.
According to the brilliantly titled gay bombay website, MS Dhoni is the player that most gay bombayites would like to convert.
Dhoni shit it in, and as he likes to win, and be thought of as hot, so I am sure he was very pleased.
Like a candle in the wind at number two was Yuvraj Singh, yet again he loses to MS Dhoni.
The third man in and completing an MS sandwich of Yuvraj was one of my favourite players in the IPL, Gony (read this about him), who would be the sort of cricketer Tony Greig would label as “Broad Shouldered”.
Surprisingly the Gam bombayians don’t like the Vanilla men, instead they crave the chocolate.
Bollywood aspirant Brett Lee, Curvey Warney, Jelly Bean Watson and baby faced Morkel all came in the rear.
I should probably edit that last line.
Megahottie Graeme “I can’t get a date” Smith got no votes.
Neither did Kamran Akmal.
The hottest team was the Kings XI Punjab, that team was surely named to appeal to the pink dollars.
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So Scott Styris didn’t feature so well in the voting then?
He got as many votes as Smith and Akmal.
They must have short memories. I’d have thought Prince Brendan would’ve been ideal.
You Kiwis hate being left out of anything don’t you.
Too right we do.Especially the 4th and 5th days of test matches…
I am glad you did not abandon the IPL :-)Where did Warne figure??I was so happy for him when the IPL started (with him being the leader of the underdogs and all..), but now that he has continued the nasty Aussie habit of winning, I am begining to get irritated.
Warne got two votes, the same as Lee, Watson and Morkel.
What were u doing on the gay bombay website?
A vigilant reader sent me the link.
A vigilant reader sent me the link.Oh yeah… I’ve heard that one before!Honest, I was just doing some research for a post!
OK i was looking for naked pictures of Ganguly, are you happy.
“Buñuelesque”… I like that, J Rod. Sometimes, under the right kind of influence, I too can look at the blank screen and see nothing but dead donkeys and slit eyeballs. (Now if I can only get the Pixies to write a song about it, I’d be set.)
There are ants coming out of my hand as we speak.