Jacques Kallis has a website.
True story.
http://www.kallis.co.za/index.htm
It has all the information on Jacques you have ever wanted.
For instance his middle name is Henry.
Steve Waugh once said of him.
“We’ve tried everything against this guy, but we can’t find a weakness in his game”.
The site goes on to say,
“His mental strength is his primary weapon and if the Australians can’t get to him then no other side probably can.”
Even though he averages a mere 19 runs less against Australia than anyone else.
He has a scholarship. “
To combine the academic and life skills programmes of existing school structures with the funding and mentorship from Jacques Kallis.”
Jacques, the rich, arrogant and balding Mr Chipps.
He also answers the tough questions.
Can you cook, if so what is your strength No can’t cook.
But you can afford about a dozen chefs who work around the clock i bet.
Favourite music All types.
Really Jacques, you like afro salsa trip hop as well?
Favourite actor/actress Neve Campbell.
Wow.
Products I use for my hair and body I use all Sanex products for my hair, feet and body.
Lucky they are your major sponsors, other wise you’d have to spend a fortune, well not on your hair.
Marital status dating Sharmone Jardim.
Sorry?
What the fuck happened to Cindy? Why was I not informed of this?
I have tried to friend this Sharmone Jardim on facebook, to find answers, but so far she has not granted my request.
Thinking that a website run by the man himself may be wrong I did some research, and guess what, Cindy and he broke up ages ago.
According to Saffa cricket, it was 2006.
“Nell’s agent Kendra Houghton, confirmed that the two were no longer a couple and said they were still good friends. She said the break-up was due to their busy schedules.”
Yet commenters on this blog led me to believe he was still in a sick and twisted relationship with Cindy.
This is simply not true, the sick and twisted relationship is with Shamone (also spelt Sharmone on the same site) Jardim.
So my Cindy’s pre game ritual post, has been edited to reflect Shamone Jardim.
Which isn’t nearly as funny, as she is not related to any of the players, least of all the ax wielding Andre.
After I carefully re worded my Cindy’s pre game ritual post, I went back to read up about Shamone Jardim.
“I wanted to share some news with you that has certainly made me very happy. I have a new lady in my life and her name is Shamone Jardim. It is so nice to date a girl that is dating me for who I am and not someone who is looking to further her career out of a relationship. I am very happy at the moment and she is a very special girl.” Jacques Kallis
Is he saying Cindy was dating him to further her career?
Fair enough really, it probably wasn’t your looks that got Cindy in, and your personality would never be considered dynamic, so what else is a girl left with, a love of men who love themselves, or men that have an average over 50.
Great website, I suggest you all take a look.
You WERE informed of this: an anonymous commenter told you about Ms Jardim, a feww weeks ago: http://cricketwithballs.blogspot.com/2008/04/jacques-fails-chawla-impresses-sidhu.html What, you mean you don’t remember every single comment that has been ever posted?
I don’t remember that at all. But it proves again my commenters, well some of them, are right on the ball.
your commenters rock.
does his website too averages “57.14″ hits daily?
SP, I couldn’t imagine he would get that many.
Not only is his technique totally old-school, so are his tastes, I guess. Neve Campbell? Has Kallis even switched on the TV on since 1997?
DS, he also said his ideal dinner party guests were Denise Richards, Neve Campbell and Bill Clinton. So I am assuming he wanted to watch Neve and Denis relive wild things while Bill did some cigar work.
You forgot about Nelson Mandela! (I guess he’s there to narrate the whole event, or something. He does have a great voice.) Seriously, that Q & A is the best thing I’ve read in months… Jrod, you are my hero for finding it.
I just looked at it properly. I thought you were joking re the Denise Richards and Bill Clinton. It kills me to say this but I must give the man some credit for, when asked about the best advice ever received, saying “If you do something, do it properly and give 100%”. That’s 100. Not 110, 150 or 200. Just 100.
I thought Kallis was gay and in a relationship with Boucher. Why don’t I hear abt all these cindy’s and shamone’s…
Why in the “personal” photos section is there a Biffa Smith picture in goggles and water flattened hair. Is this the picture Jacques keeps in his luxi-leatherette wallet?
Ceci, your an expert on photos. Ever seen this many photos of a white man smiling at a camera whilst standing with dark boys from a man who isn’t an american politician.