Ian Van Damme

Ian Harvey was a pretty hand all rounder back in his day.

The Australian’s never found a spot for him.

But in county cricket and Shield cricket he was the man.

People never really took him seriously though.

And these days most people wouldn’t even know where he is, or what he was doing.

I do, because he is the freak, and I saw him do things on a cricket field that no amount of cheap whiskey will ever erase from me.

Sort of like Jean Claude Van Damme.

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My Audio Engineer for the podcasts, Captain Purple, purposefully cut his eyebrowe like Van Damme’s when he was a child.

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0 thoughts on “Ian Van Damme

  1. Ceci says:

    I know Ian Harvey from his perspicacious comments in the Sky studio whilst putting up with the arse Colvile. Am delighted with your van Damme comparison and eagerly anticipate him tearing his shirt off at some point and ripping Colvile’s head off

  2. Jrod says:

    Well if Colville ever says “You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.” or throws dust in the freak’s eyes, there will be damage.

  3. Suave says:

    Can I just say, that the freak is a halfwit.I hate watching him. He’s like Ian Wright for the football. Paid to talk, and to analyse, and neither can put two coherent sentences together.

  4. Jrod says:

    You can’t expect him to be a semi world class all rounder and a articulate performer.

  5. The Atheist says:

    “Audio engineer”Man, you are being bankrolled by those IPL fellahs.

  6. Miriam says:

    Why, didn’t they approach you, The Atheist?

  7. Jrod says:

    Well i am a front for the Russian mafia, so i have always been pretty well funded.

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