old dudes fall apart

A few things I learnt from last nights game

Partiv Patel is not renowned for his arm according to Greg Chappell, that might be cause he is a wicket keeper.

Wasim Jaffer can play attacking shots, once he has been dropped twice.

Rahul Dravid is locked in someone’s basement and this current impostor has lost the plot.

Jacques Kallis is the oddest man I’ve ever not known.

Boucher does not like situations where he can’t trust his team mates.

Virat Kohli either has a bad cricket brain, or someone gave him terrible advice.

Dhoni may be cool in a crisis, but he gets the fundamentals wrong in wicketkeeping over and over again.

Dale Steyn is a demon when on top, but when someone takes him to the sword he gets cut beautifully, evidence supplied by Chris Gayle and MS Dhoni.

King Probot Hussey you are programmed to give strike to MS Dhoni is that clear, affirmative.

Ross Taylor was a hell of a bargain I this comp, shame we didn’t get to see him stretch out.

Oh and Bangalore can collapse beautifully.

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0 thoughts on “old dudes fall apart

  1. Leg Break says:

    Given that Taylor is contracted for another 2 years, he was an absolute steal.Can these franchises give players the flick? Especially once the English players and Ryder become available next year, you’d want a bit of head-space in your salary cap.

  2. Q says:

    bangalore need the Misbah!

  3. Suave says:

    I’m officially supporting Bangalore.As a The England fan, they’re about my level!

  4. Pontings_baldspot says:

    Martin Crowe has been a failure since quitting as a player.. He had an interesting concept with cricket MAX but didnt get anywhere with it, picked a terrible team for the Bangalore T-20 team and has a horrendous hair piece.

  5. Jrod says:

    I am hoping Martin Crowe will give a press conference, he gives the best press conferences.

  6. Leg Break says:

    Ponting’s Baldspot,Although bagging Martin Crowe is a load of fun, it’s not quite right in this case.The auction happened before he became involved, and hee’s the first to admit he inherited a pack of misfits.He was behind bidding for Taylor though

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