Roy ka ching

Roy has been in pretty average form for a while now.

Today, that stopped.

Munaf Patel, Ol’Flexy arm Trivedi and the great Shane Keith were taken apart as Darren Lehmann could only sit and eat pies from the bench.

Curry pies.

Either the cheerleaders or a glass of cold milk inspired Roy, and he now owns the fastest 100 in the tournament so far.

Now he can sit back, content in the knowledge he lived up to his price tag once in this tournament.

You could say the gorilla is off his back.

But then you’d be a racist, so best you shut up, you bastard.

Anyway, America’s next top model Salunkhe bowled an over.

That’s probably news worthy.

Afridi almost lasted an over.

That’s all I have. I’m going to bed.

Akmal and Smith, together at last, hello ladies, this one is for you.

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0 thoughts on “Roy ka ching

  1. Pontings_baldspot says:

    Shane Keith deserves a pay raise. The guy has been the highlight of the IPL so far.. captaining and coaching probably the weakest team on paper. Not that they havent dominated world cricket the last 10 years, what if Shane Warne was captain of Australia. He would have made the Aussie domination a little more fun and palatable for the rest of the world..

  2. Tashi says:

    Uncle Jrod, you dumb bastard!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I was wondering if you could review the Royals’ video for mesince they won…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp9ZBidmR8QBTW U Da Best!!!

  4. Leg Break says:

    Best sight of the competition so far.SKW lifting Teri Maki out of the ground to remind him who really is the boss.

  5. Rusty says:

    I only stayed up to see Warnie, I f this IPL crap is a success, it will probably be down to him.

  6. Jrod says:

    Anon, I have already been there and done that. Click here.

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