They are the most inform team in the world.
The world stopped as they went for their 10th straight victory.
Bars shut.
Brothels put the radio on.
Mosques brought in LCD screens and surround sound systems.
Pakistan cruised to Victory over the mighty Bangladesh.
People went and found long lost relatives.
Bread was made, and then broken and some man was so excited he had sex with a goat (he was quick to point out it was a female goat).
Salman does mine look big in this, smashed Javed Miandad’s tournament record to prove once and for all that he is a far superior batsman than Miandad.
Shoaib Malik captained magnificently, the 8 people at the ground all agreed he was a better captain than Imran Khan.
Surely now after this amazing run of 10 straight wins, the world is not enough for Pakistan.
They are, according to my calculations, undisputed one day champions of the world, and deserve a trip to the IPL to pick up the fat cash that is on offer.
Well done Pakistan.
Just think what a good thing it was, then, that Australia cancelled, sorry, postponed, its tour.
Shoaib Malik actually felt good that he broke an 18 year old national record of 10 consecutive ODI wins. Under him Pak have won 11 strait now starting from the last ODI against India in India.They actually hold this in significance. Reality needs to be knocked into them.The reasons they gave for not trying out youngsters was becos they wanted the record and that the ex general Mushy was in the ground. What shit!And they played a debutant Naumanullah and batted him at 8! What injustice. Will do a post on him soon.