I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Douggie Bollinger might have been abducted.
Earlier today Doug, was described on this very blog as “Bald”.
And, a little dopey looking.
See above.
Now in a stunning new development has come to hand, a picture of him as unbald, and looking slightly less dopey.
See right.
This can mean only one thing.
This is not Doug Bollinger.
This is something from a phillip k dick novel, either do androids dream of electric sheep or scanners.
He has been replaced whilst we go about our every day life.
Replaced with what I hear you ask, replaced with a human replicant so cunning that the average person cannot tell the difference.
But Suave is not an average person, he is the Harrison Ford of cricket bloggers, and he has been able to see what I could not, that this replicant/scanner has hair.
This does ask the question though, does Suave dream of electric sheep?
No, I don’t.. But my bald, badly dressed replicant does, or so he tells me.He’s Evil Suave.Really he shouldn’t be called that, becuase he’s not. He should be Evil Not Suave In The Slightest!
There’s an easy explanation for this one – now that Doug’s fully loaded with his fancy central contract he’s had Rick in his ear and yeah-yeah there’s hair
Advanced hair is not really a hair replacement company. They are actually an office of giant CIA lizards intent on cricketers and footballers with replicants.
You’re a bit slow off the mark on this one, jrod. Is it because you’re from Vicville? is AFL clogging your brainwaves? Dougie has had hair for a while now, a least a week. He certainly had it before he got the call-up. He’s had it since he got married – which is a call-up of sorts. It’s not Rick he’s had in his ear but the photographer for the wedding. Or his Mum.
Rusty, I saw him interviewed during the shield final, and i saw no hair. How fast does this stuff grow?And we don’t get alot of Douggie news down here surprisingly enough.
He has the same hair doctor as Ricky Ponting
jrod – it depends on how hairy you are downstairs to start with. Doesn’t grow on your head, if you know what I mean
jrod, it doesn’t “grow” ( well, not initially, possibly not at all). It’s implanted. I think. I don’t think they sprinkle seeds on the pate and water! But then, not being male, I haven’t looked into the science of the matter.
So it’s not even his hair then. I knew this douggie wasn’t human.
“They are actually an office of giant CIA lizards intent on [replacing] cricketers and footballers with replicants.”If only we could induce them into doing the same with the scientologists and then start on Skynet.
Dude, he looks like Neil f***in Patrick Harris after a few extra lunchis.
Don’t think we’ll see him sniffing cocaine of a girls butt cheek like NPH did in Harold and Kumar though.
Oh my god, thats Neil frikkin Patrick Harris after a few years.