Dale Steyn is now rated the best bowler in the world according to statisticians.
Not mathematicians, that’s an important distinction.
But as interesting as that is, the more interesting thing is the player who is rated 100th in the world in bowling.
Ricky Ponting.
You may have heard of him, used to be bald, used to get into bar fights, used to be Tasmanian.
Apparently 5 wickets in a 116 tests means you qualify as the 100th best bowler in the world at the moment.
Over on the batting side of things King Kumar has been dethroned after an unsuccessful attack on the west indies.
He must have a twin brother because there is no way this is the same man who demolished Australia in Hobart.
So the new world number 1 batsman is King Probot Michael Hussey.
Number 2, Jacques Kallis.
I told you they were taking over.
The 100th best batsmen in the world is Ashwell Prince.
That’s not on the ICC list, just from my experience.
NOOOOOOOO!!!It can’t be happening.Where’s Yoshimi when you need her?Or The Broken Family Band..They wanna take you or meand turn us into somethingThat we wouldn’t recognizeand I don’t wanna be a (p)robotWith metal eyes and metal teeth